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I matched with a real mouthy little bitch. Usually I'm quick to disengage, but she seems to be showing interest. We've been texting, on and off, about getting together and fucking once my bronchitis clears up. (There's no graceful way to admit to a woman that you're coughing up green gunk.)
Either way, it was decided upon, between us, yesterday that we'd meet up sometime in the later evening today.
She came along around the end of the work day, spitting some really mouthy shit to me, basically just throwing some sass my way as what I assumed was some sort of shit-test.
I kind of agreed/amplified, and played it up like I wasn't taking her overtures seriously, and then once she realized her bratty shit wasn't getting under my skin, she starts getting really dirty, evoking imagery of my penis in her mouth, that kind of thing.
The next few messages were her, very urgently, talking about how badly she needed to be violently choked and fucked.
I was in the MIDDLE of supper, and planned on going to the gym and running a few crucial errands before I was ready for sexytime, so I told her to wait, and it went quiet on her end.
Later, once I was done the stuff I had to do, which included a half-decent arms and back day, I hit her up and ask if she's still looking to meet up. She's moody, and I throw out an "are you just salty because I made you wait?"
She comes right out, says she is, and muses about being comfortable in her bed, but more comfortable on my penis.
I blatantly ask, with no patience for fools, "so where am I walking?"
She has yet to respond.
Is this a waste of time? She's very clearly stated an interest in sex (through text correspondence) but she keeps going quiet, and spooking at the last minute and not allowing me to get the info I need (where she lives) so we can fuck in her dorm room.
I get a whiff of bullshit with this Tinder Chick, because this is starting to remind me of a "bait and switch" some dumb cunt played on me when I was trying to get laid back in university at like, age 22 or something.(Story time!) Some bespectacled, insecure sow hit up a buddy of mine when that buddy was with me at the bar. She was REALLY eager to get with him, so she hit him up hard. Next day, to make it seem like "I was just meeting fun PEOPLE at the bar," she adds us both. She and I start talking, eventually she starts getting a bit flirty, but this is entirely through Facebook DMs. She and I start talking about sexual stuff, and she kind of off-handedly banters about needing someone to kill bugs for her and fuck her. Like a chump, I went back to her, after getting up my nerve a day later, and assume I'm going to be able to take her up on that offer. She flatly, icily rejects me, and I realize that what some chick says, drunk in DMs, probably isn't a promise of anything.
Anyway, back to the present, I really can't bring this Tinder chick here, because of my living situation right now. I'm living with family, and with the piss-poor rate of pay I get at my job, and the astronomical teeth-punching cost of rent and utilities, that's not going to change anytime soon. (Eventually I'll move again, and find a job that actually pays well, but that's not an excuse to put off sex until that point.)
Part of the reason I ask is that I usually have the opposite issue with women I match from Tinder - they try to play prude. I'm used to that game. I'm not used to temper tantrums and then sexytalk - and then very deliberate silence, to see how long it takes until I "cave" and look like the one who is more invested, and have more to lose.
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Either way, it was decided upon, between us, yesterday that we'd meet up sometime in the later evening today.
She came along around the end of the work day, spitting some really mouthy shit to me, basically just throwing some sass my way as what I assumed was some sort of shit-test.
I kind of agreed/amplified, and played it up like I wasn't taking her overtures seriously, and then once she realized her bratty shit wasn't getting under my skin, she starts getting really dirty, evoking imagery of my penis in her mouth, that kind of thing.
The next few messages were her, very urgently, talking about how badly she needed to be violently choked and fucked.
I was in the MIDDLE of supper, and planned on going to the gym and running a few crucial errands before I was ready for sexytime, so I told her to wait, and it went quiet on her end.
Later, once I was done the stuff I had to do, which included a half-decent arms and back day, I hit her up and ask if she's still looking to meet up. She's moody, and I throw out an "are you just salty because I made you wait?"
She comes right out, says she is, and muses about being comfortable in her bed, but more comfortable on my penis.
I blatantly ask, with no patience for fools, "so where am I walking?"
She has yet to respond.
Is this a waste of time? She's very clearly stated an interest in sex (through text correspondence) but she keeps going quiet, and spooking at the last minute and not allowing me to get the info I need (where she lives) so we can fuck in her dorm room.
I get a whiff of bullshit with this Tinder Chick, because this is starting to remind me of a "bait and switch" some dumb cunt played on me when I was trying to get laid back in university at like, age 22 or something.(Story time!) Some bespectacled, insecure sow hit up a buddy of mine when that buddy was with me at the bar. She was REALLY eager to get with him, so she hit him up hard. Next day, to make it seem like "I was just meeting fun PEOPLE at the bar," she adds us both. She and I start talking, eventually she starts getting a bit flirty, but this is entirely through Facebook DMs. She and I start talking about sexual stuff, and she kind of off-handedly banters about needing someone to kill bugs for her and fuck her. Like a chump, I went back to her, after getting up my nerve a day later, and assume I'm going to be able to take her up on that offer. She flatly, icily rejects me, and I realize that what some chick says, drunk in DMs, probably isn't a promise of anything.
Anyway, back to the present, I really can't bring this Tinder chick here, because of my living situation right now. I'm living with family, and with the piss-poor rate of pay I get at my job, and the astronomical teeth-punching cost of rent and utilities, that's not going to change anytime soon. (Eventually I'll move again, and find a job that actually pays well, but that's not an excuse to put off sex until that point.)
Part of the reason I ask is that I usually have the opposite issue with women I match from Tinder - they try to play prude. I'm used to that game. I'm not used to temper tantrums and then sexytalk - and then very deliberate silence, to see how long it takes until I "cave" and look like the one who is more invested, and have more to lose.
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