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  • is chlamydia a dhv?

    if you get chlamydia is that a dhv cuz preselection or dlv because it's dirty and annoying.

    I know it's funny af but I'm truly undecided.

  • #2
    It is a DHV. Tell all the girls about it, and have it in your Tinder profile.

    I think only mycoplasma and HIV trumps them. So if you can get those, you can have all the hot bitches.

    It is funny that you bring it up, because I was thinking of using Mystery's old routine about the stripper and the car. Now I can just use AIDS.

    What is wrong with you? Or are you trolling?

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    • Grodmeister General
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      i thought the same fucking thing lol!

    • POB

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      And there I was making all the points on why you should not delete your profile @COCPORN...please ignore me, I'll probably do the same very soon

  • #3
    this is how i know yall dont read mysterys books on this stuff or talk to the guys that teach this stuff lololol, a dlv is a bad health indicator (balding,obesity, disease , std ) so now that you know that ! what do you think?

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    • #4
      it's a semi troll semi serious lmao

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      • #5
        don't know if this will top my list of worst forum post ever obviously after Mr. matt getting ban here with this one:

        "Hello everyone, So I received a blowjob from this cute girl the other day, and I ended up kissing her afterwards. So technically, I sucked a dick (indirectly). Does that makes me gay!?!?
        ME NO WANTS TO BE GAY! Fuuuuuuck! it's like I could taste my own pipi juice"


        very close call though...

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        • #6
          lol no it sincerly could be a dhv though. it's such a common STI so means you're sexually active + you're showing balls saying you caught it cuz most ppl are shady and hide it haha

          it's only troll in that i find it amusing as a question

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          • Grodmeister General
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            you dont know what a dhv is , its a dlv it is a health issue, it shows you werent careful enough to prevent getting an std (another dlv) maybe you fuck hookers another dlv..its a dlv dlv dlv !!! stop lol.

        • #7
          Hmmm... I see what you mean, I think. There is charm in being uncensored (=blurting it out) and in being reckless (= no protection). There is power in overriding other people's judgement of you and speaking your mind. And there is luck in that you could have caught HIV but chlamydia is easily cured.... But charm, power, and luck do not necessarily show high value.
          Also, if this is how you signal that you're getting laid, you're doing it wrong. Women should know that from your handshake and your first eye contact. Or, better still, they should be wondering.
          DHV by disease? I can't think of any.

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          • Teevster

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            Chlamydia increases the chances of HIV drastically.

          • COCPORN

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            This is a "yes-ladder" for a "yes-ludder".

        • #8
          Jack: You want to be and appear healthy. Any deviation is BAD.

          What you are suggesting is along: "I had a good connection with a woman that looked at my worn and sick penis, 23 tho!"

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          • #9
            According to your theory, being HIV positive should maybe be a DHV too? I was HIV for positive for some days (false positive/false reactive). It did not feel like a DHV.

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            • #10
              Originally posted by Jack Gignac View Post
              lol no it sincerly could be a dhv though. it's such a common STI so means you're sexually active + you're showing balls saying you caught it cuz most ppl are shady and hide it haha

              it's only troll in that i find it amusing as a question
              i've told girls i've had stds, if you have an std you say it for the sake of well being, girls call it vaginosis, or yeast, or whatever and then bang, they don't know wtf they have. they don't care as long as they think you're clean or if you're honest with them and use condoms, etc
              if you said, you had chalmydia "like 2 weeks ago" but got antibiotics for it and cleaned it up and told the RIGHT girl, (which should be the girl willing to fuck) then she would still probably fuck you. granted this is true, otherwise use condom

              it's just about not being a total cunt about it. but yeah i've been at parties and people talk about chlamydia or whatever and then other people freeze and some other people share wild stories, and shit gets weird or whatever but i wouldnt fucking call it a dhv. that shit is miserable.

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              • #11
                A hickey is a DHV or bite on your neck .

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                • #12
                  Originally posted by Teevster View Post
                  According to your theory, being HIV positive should maybe be a DHV too? I was HIV for positive for some days (false positive/false reactive). It did not feel like a DHV.
                  that's really scary man. glad to hear that you're okay. one of my friends has a very high lay count and never uses condoms and it really scares me I don't understand why. I've tried before to see how many let me do without and out of 10 they all did. Then I got chlamydia in like 2018. luckily nothing else. Yes it feels good but so irresponsible not too.

                  I thought it was a kinda funny question. TBH me having it might have been the deciding factor in me losing a girl I was hooking up with consistently that I saw really good potential in. Really hurting about it. Oneitis even with a really high lay count because of those how many are extremely beautiful, have a good head on their shoulders, comes from a good family, no tattoos etc.

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                  • #13
                    Originally posted by Jack Gignac View Post

                    that's really scary man. glad to hear that you're okay. one of my friends has a very high lay count and never uses condoms and it really scares me I don't understand why. I've tried before to see how many let me do without and out of 10 they all did. Then I got chlamydia in like 2018. luckily nothing else. Yes it feels good but so irresponsible not too.

                    I thought it was a kinda funny question. TBH me having it might have been the deciding factor in me losing a girl I was hooking up with consistently that I saw really good potential in. Really hurting about it. Oneitis even with a really high lay count because of those how many are extremely beautiful, have a good head on their shoulders, comes from a good family, no tattoos etc.
                    Well the thing is chlamydia is a problem... IF you have a lot of sex. Why? Because chlamydia increases your chances of getting Hepatitis C (there is a vaccine for A and B - take it if you haven't already) and HIV - which are no joke.

                    The problem with this subject is that people know nothing about HIV and hepatitis. They should read up on it. There are just way too many misconception. This is a GREAT ressource: http://www.aidsmap.com/

                    Few things you should keep in mind:
                    - Yes it is true that it is hard to get HIV through vaginal intercourse, but HIV-1 strain C is actually (more) easily transmitted through the pussy (so the low rate of HIV transmission thourh vaginal sex is just an average of all HIV strains without taking other factors into consideration)
                    - Chlamydia and other infections increases the transmission risk approx 10 times. Good reason to get tested and cured.
                    - Herpes also increases the risk
                    - Period - don't fuck girls on their period.
                    - Social cultural background - eastern Europe (especially Russian minorities), west-Africa, and so on.... are risk groups to watch out for.
                    - Girls who do drugs are more dangerous, even if they only take coke. They are more likely hang in circles where people do inject, and hence fuck substance abusers. Also coke snorting can be cause HIV and hepatitis transmission through sharing straws with blood on. I know a guy who got hepatitis C that way.

                    Also, people say the rate of HIV transmission is low, but this is very relative. Factors above plays in but also the viral load of the person you are fucking. If the person you are fucking is on meds, there is barely any risks, but if you have chlamydia and you fuck a girl who has HIV but doesn't know about it (high viral load) or worse, just got it (acute HIV infection), well then you are fucked. If that were to take place, head to the emergency room and ask for PEP (day after pill for HIV).

                    Hope this info will make you more responsible.

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                    • #14
                      A former FB of mine once called me out of the blue to ask me if HPV was a dangerous condition!
                      That chick was really scared because she was super young, had a fiance and was worried anything bad would happen to him.

                      She knew I was knowledgeable because I said I already had it, but it was 100% cured when we got together (the anti-bodies still appear on all my blood tests).
                      I told her the treatment was gonna take a while and could be very annoying, but that everything was ok and she could sleep in peace.

                      So no dhv, STDs are scary as fuck, specially to young chicks ....and also to the majority of population who has no clue (until they catch one and go research about it, of course).

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                      • #15
                        Originally posted by POB View Post
                        A former FB of mine once called me out of the blue to ask me if HPV was a dangerous condition!
                        That chick was really scared because she was super young, had a fiance and was worried anything bad would happen to him.

                        She knew I was knowledgeable because I said I already had it, but it was 100% cured when we got together (the anti-bodies still appear on all my blood tests).
                        I told her the treatment was gonna take a while and could be very annoying, but that everything was ok and she could sleep in peace.

                        So no dhv, STDs are scary as fuck, specially to young chicks ....and also to the majority of population who has no clue (until they catch one and go research about it, of course).
                        hpv is the most common and is not curable, they have to go and remove or freeze it and prevents the symptoms but could cause cancer....


                        i had an ex with herpes and she told her ex and he only fuck her in the ass(he is a dumb ass easiest way to catch something is the ass)... very sad, she was all fucked in the head..I told her is not big deal...

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                        • Teevster

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                          The body will get rid of HPV by itself, but sometimes the body reacts in a way that it shouldn't and that's when you have cancer. Now I know the vaccine does not cover you for the 100 types of vaccine but it covers you for the 4 of them that gives warts and those that can lead to cancer. Most HPV (there are 100's and only two types can potentiall give cancer) are not dangerous does not give any symptoms and disappear on its own. I don't need a vaccine for that.

                        • Logic&Reason

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                          Yeah the CDC says everyone sexually active gets HPV at some point in their life: https://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stats.htm

                          HPV is just warts/skin tags. Its most common among athletes, anywhere where there's sweaty skin to skin contact. So sex and sports are where you get them the most.

                          Certain strains of HPV prefer certain areas of the body, but you can get any strain anywhere so a lot of people get genital warts from themselves. A virgin can have genital warts. Monogamous couples can get genital warts if one of them gets a wart on another part of the body. Not a big deal. I've had them from time to time and never had a girl have an issue.

                          You can get cancer from HPV the same way you can get cancer from every health issue you google. Its very rare, most common when a girl with a poor immune system (often HIV positive) gets a wart on her cervix and leaves it untreated for years.

                        • POB

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                          If I remember correctly, for guys to have dick cancer because of HPV, they have to achieve these conditions:
                          1) get the "cancer" type of HPV
                          2) develop warts
                          3) stay with those warts for a long period of time without any treatment

                          But yes, most types will disappear on their own once the immune system recovers.
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