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  • Online straight to home sex for dummies - step by step guide for newbs and virgins

    The following is not meant to be a comprehensive guide, but rather a specific method. It is the most simple method I could come up with, it got me laid as is a few times and many elements taken from it have independently got me laid countless times. Anyone should be able to pull it off without any experience in women whatsoever. All you need is an Internet connection, a place to fuck and a dick.


    Step 1. Picture.

    Get ONE, GREAT picture of yourself. This is the most important part. A lot has been written about profile pictures, it is a vast subject that would take too long to be repeated here. Long story short, unless you are crazy photogenic, you need to get your shot taken for this specific purpose - a cut out from last week's party where your eye looks lazy won't do. Put on your best outfit, get a haircut, get someone to take a 100 shots and have a couple women help you chose which one looks most sexy.


    Step 2. Dating apps.

    Sign up for internet dating apps. This method requires MASSIVE amounts of numbers before you find a woman that will bite, so if you don't live in a big city you might want to sign up to 2-3 or more dating apps. Thankfully, pretty much everyone these days is on dating apps, so there's plenty enough women you can reach.


    Step 3. Match.


    'Like' as many profiles as possible as fast as you can. Looking at pictures is a waste of time, unless she's already a match. You can use autoclickers for that.

    If the app doesn't use a matching system, go directly to step 4.


    Step 4. Message.


    Send a direct sexual message to all your attractive matches (or profiles if there's no matching system). "Why haven't we had sex yet?" has been suggested on this board before, I've tested it and it has worked several times.

    You will get 4 different kinds of answers:

    A. She doesn't answer at all: move on. Don't bother her.

    B. She answers with an insult or otherwise offensive answer: don't reply, move on.

    C. She answers with a request for logistics such as "Where do you live?" or "When do you want to meet?": go to step 5.

    D. She answers anything else: respond with "Come for a drink!" (or similar non-sexual excuse to meet).
    i. If she answers positively (such as "Sure" or with a request for logistics), go to step 5.
    ii. Any other answer: don't reply, move on.


    Step 5.
    Logistics.

    Take care of logistics. You are pitching a meet at your place or hers, at a specific time at night (between 9pm and 11pm is best), and nothing else (see Step 6). There is no game involved in this, so don't overthink it. Just know that at any point she might change her mind and you will never hear from her again, so don't be surprised if that happens. Don't waste time asking her ten times to confirm and reopening her after she flaked.


    Step 6.
    "Can we go for a drink first?"

    If she asks to go to a bar before to "get to know each other first", just say "No I've been running around all day. I have drinks at home, we can talk there. I'll come pick you up from the [train station] [bus stop] [parking] though". Do not agree on going out for a date.


    Step 7. At your place.


    Go pick her up from wherever you two decided to meet, say hi and start walking to your place. Just keep making small talk along the way. Don't try to act cool, mysterious or funny. Just be normal (not weird). At your place make her sit and feel comfortable. Offer her something to drink. Sit next to her and keep making small talk. Keep the conversation light, just getting to know each other. She will likely at some point ask something along the lines of "So do you hook up with lots of girls from the app". Just reply something vague like "There are days with and days without" or "Not enough" and lead the conversation back to superficial subjects like work, etc.

    After a few minutes, if she says "So...", or if she starts talking a lot very fast, or if there's a long awkawrd silence, it means she wants you to make your move. Go to Step 8. If that doesn't happen, don't worry. Just keep making small talk, until you both feel comfortable. Don't let it drag for more than a half an hour though! She's here to fuck, don't bore her out of it.


    Step 8. Escalate and fuck.


    Avoid talking about kissing or about sex. Don't worry, that's the reason why she's here. She's most likely more stressed than you are at this point. When the moment is right, just grab her gently and start making out. Don't ask or comment on it. Just do it. You can start slow and gentle at first, but you should rapidly turn it into a passionate sexually charged make-out. This is no time for lovey dovey shit. This is porn time. You should rapidly have your hands all over her, and within minutes by dry humping and then rubbing her pussy over her clothes. Don't hurry that stage though, it's the most fun part! After several minutes of dry humping she should be super horny. Slap on a condom and fuck her. At no point should you ask. Just do it.


    Step 9. Post-fuck comfort.

    After you both orgasm, cuddle and play with her in bed and have a chat. Be nice. Offer her a drink and talk about sex, boys, relationships, etc. This is so she doesn't feel like a slut. It also increases the chance of seeing her again. Then offer her to walk her back to the [train station] [bus stop]. Don't mention meeting again unless she does. The next evening, send her a short and sweet text, possibly with a little joke, but not mentioning the sex. Then wait a few days and pitch another meet.
    Last edited by Dude909; 12-05-2014, 02:06 PM.
    "I'm the kind of guy you don't want to bring home to mom. Cuz I'd fuck your mom."

    "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination"

  • #2
    Great stuff! All of it!!

    (Later on when you become more experienced, you may want to replace #4 with the stuff I described in Kant's method thread, just to ensure that you have a shot with some of the atomic-über-hotties )

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    • #3
      This is as easiest, simplest, and clearest as it gets. HoF or player guide worthy. Reminds me of a simpler version of bukowskis method.
      The Qlue, simple perspectives on life.

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      • #4
        Thanks. Made a couple edits on not asking and just going for the kiss/sex.
        "I'm the kind of guy you don't want to bring home to mom. Cuz I'd fuck your mom."

        "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination"

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        • #5
          Yeah, I did this method for a while, pretty much exactly as you laid it out. It definitely works. One thing I noticed is that sending the direct sex pitch as the third message you send her, rather than the first, seems to increase the yield rate.

          What direct sexual messages have you used apart from that one? One that has worked for me a few times is "We should meet up for some fun.. I'd do very bad things to you"

          I'm curious to see others, maybe they're better. I think the key is to be direct and sexual while sounding like a socially calibrated non creepy guy

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          • #6
            Originally posted by kant View Post
            What direct sexual messages have you used apart from that one? One that has worked for me a few times is "We should meet up for some fun.. I'd do very bad things to you"

            I'm curious to see others, maybe they're better. I think the key is to be direct and sexual while sounding like a socially calibrated non creepy guy
            And you nailed with that one Kant! I love that line and girls who are horny usually respond well to it.

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            • #7
              What do you guys think are some other good direct sex pitch lines?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ithidesacocoon View Post
                What do you guys think are some other good direct sex pitch lines?
                Sorry Kant I forgot about you.

                These days my openers are in french, translation is hard but they are quite basic. Sort of "Hey we should hook up". Or translation from the one in the OP.

                When I lived in the UK my favourite opener was "Good girls are asleep at this hour" (only problem is that you can only send it late night, and you have to know that she's online...). I remember using "I would love to get my hands on you" from Cobi, both as opener and later in the convo. That was what got me my first hookup actually, and 4th lay ever
                "I'm the kind of guy you don't want to bring home to mom. Cuz I'd fuck your mom."

                "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination"

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                • #9
                  Love this! Some quick questions for you:

                  Originally posted by Dude909 View Post
                  Step 2. Dating apps.

                  Sign up for internet dating apps. This method requires MASSIVE amounts of numbers before you find a woman that will bite, so if you don't live in a big city you might want to sign up to 2-3 or more dating apps. Thankfully, pretty much everyone these days is on dating apps, so there's plenty enough women you can reach.
                  Do you mean like Tinder? Any others?

                  Step 4. Message.

                  Send a direct sexual message to all your attractive matches (or profiles if there's no matching system). "Why haven't we had sex yet?" has been suggested on this board before, I've tested it and it has worked several times.
                  Have you tested a more benign opener such as "why haven't we met yet?"

                  Step 5.
                  Logistics.

                  Take care of logistics. You are pitching a meet at your place or hers, at a specific time at night (between 9pm and 11pm is best), and nothing else (see Step 6). There is no game involved in this, so don't overthink it. Just know that at any point she might change her mind and you will never hear from her again, so don't be surprised if that happens. Don't waste time asking her ten times to confirm and reopening her after she flaked.
                  Brent = "overcommunication"


                  Step 6.
                  "Can we go for a drink first?"

                  If she asks to go to a bar before to "get to know each other first", just say "No I've been running around all day. I have drinks at home, we can talk there. I'll come pick you up from the [train station] [bus stop] [parking] though". Do not agree on going out for a date.
                  Now, traditionally I have insisted on a quick "date" before going to my place for 2 key reasons:

                  1. My perception that a woman is far more likely to suffer from ASD otherwise. Thoughts on that one?

                  2. Sometimes she's fat/smells bad or is psycho. I really don't want a woman knowing my home address until I've seen and touched her first.


                  Step 9. Post-fuck comfort.
                  After you both orgasm, cuddle and play with her in bed and have a chat. Be nice. Offer her a drink and talk about sex, boys, relationships, etc. This is so she doesn't feel like a slut. It also increases the chance of seeing her again. Then offer her to walk her back to the [train station] [bus stop]. Don't mention meeting again unless she does. The next evening, send her a short and sweet text, possibly with a little joke, but not mentioning the sex. Then wait a few days and pitch another meet.
                  ^^ This is great advice for guys wondering why they never get callbacks!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JWS View Post

                    Have you tested a more benign opener such as "why haven't we met yet?"

                    Now, traditionally I have insisted on a quick "date" before going to my place for 2 key reasons:

                    1. My perception that a woman is far more likely to suffer from ASD otherwise. Thoughts on that one?

                    2. Sometimes she's fat/smells bad or is psycho. I really don't want a woman knowing my home address until I've seen and touched her first.
                    Well of course you can do that for sure if you like. But that pretty much misses the point of the post -- which is all in the title, should have explained it more so here it is:

                    The purpose of this post is to detail a systematic method to get *straight to home* hook ups, involving as little game/skill as possible and as few steps as possible. If you add chatting and dates, chances for a newbie to fuck it up increase exponentially. Trust me when I say that a woman who agrees to meet up for the first time at your place to have sex will always actually have sex with you without any ASD/LMR.

                    You could script this method and feed it a basic AI software and it would score meets with chicks up for a hook up.

                    Additionally, more experienced guys like Kant or myself can also use this method for the simple reason that it's so time and energy efficient.

                    The flipside, as you pointed out, is that it requires massive numbers to work because a direct sexual opener triggers ASD in the vast majority of times.
                    "I'm the kind of guy you don't want to bring home to mom. Cuz I'd fuck your mom."

                    "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination"

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                    • #11
                      Additionally, more experienced guys like Kant or myself can also use this method for the simple reason that it's so time and energy efficient.
                      Yeah.. I've noticed I have a lot of success in either NOT pitching sex but pitching meeting NEAR my apartment, OR pitching sex directly and going over to her place. Strangely, not pitching sex but just pitching her coming over to my place for a drink seems to have the lowest success rate.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kant View Post
                        Strangely, not pitching sex but just pitching her coming over to my place for a drink seems to have the lowest success rate.
                        My experience too! (Unless I've previously made it clear we're going to hook up, as in the OP)

                        I believe this is simply due to being creepy. When you pitch a drink at your place you are not clear with your intentions. Whereas pitching a drink at a bar, or pitching sex at your place, are both "honest" and show your true intent.
                        "I'm the kind of guy you don't want to bring home to mom. Cuz I'd fuck your mom."

                        "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dude909 View Post
                          Sorry Kant I forgot about you.

                          These days my openers are in french, translation is hard but they are quite basic. Sort of "Hey we should hook up". Or translation from the one in the OP.

                          When I lived in the UK my favourite opener was "Good girls are asleep at this hour" (only problem is that you can only send it late night, and you have to know that she's online...). I remember using "I would love to get my hands on you" from Cobi, both as opener and later in the convo. That was what got me my first hookup actually, and 4th lay ever
                          Thanks for the new material dude!

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                          • #14
                            How did I miss this thread?

                            This is almost EXACTLY my method. So, can confirm- field tested. My direct opener is VERY sexual, and it also is in the first message. Reason being, it is the "hook" that makes women, who would otherwise pass me over due to looks, stop and reply.

                            But, I agree- it might help, if you are a good looking guy, to go more neutral on the opener, and drop the sexual bomb on her in the 3rd or 4th message.

                            Just out of curiosity, what is your success rate vs number of openers sent? I would say mine is probably about 1 lay per 1000 openers. I know that sounds horrible, but consider that I operate under major handicaps (married, live in rural area, limited time, 40 y/o, overweight) I think its actually not that bad. I've always thought younger, single, better looking guys could clean up with m method

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by JetSetJim View Post
                              Just out of curiosity, what is your success rate vs number of openers sent? I would say mine is probably about 1 lay per 1000 openers. I know that sounds horrible, but consider that I operate under major handicaps (married, live in rural area, limited time, 40 y/o, overweight) I think its actually not that bad. I've always thought younger, single, better looking guys could clean up with m method
                              As I said in the OP, this requires really, really big numbers before catching any fish. But on the other hand, 100% of the women who agree to meet up at my place for sex have sex with me within minutes, without ASD or LMR*. All in all it's very efficient compared to date-game in which you may need 1, 2 or 3 dates with 1, 2 or 3 different women before finally stabbing some cervix.


                              * Maybe a couple instances of period-related LMR
                              "I'm the kind of guy you don't want to bring home to mom. Cuz I'd fuck your mom."

                              "I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination"

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