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  • This latest one has a story behind it.

    I got this girls' number and we never went out because she had excuses so I ghosted her.

    Then I messaged her on a different site recently (don't know when) and I didn't know it was her.

    Me:
    I read your profile and it would never work between us. Weíd have too much fun together! Iím Sarge

    Her:
    I feel like you sent me this exact same message on another site *bewildered emoji* makes me wonder how many others got the same one *monocle emoji*

    Me: Millions prolly

    Her: *thumbs down emoji*

    Me: *thumbs up emoji*

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    • What up peeps? So before you all tell me to stop overthinking things, please check that reaction at the door and instead answer the questions or don't respond at all. Thanks!

      Back Story: This is the 18 year old cutie I got a number from online. Things fizzled out over text but today she pinged me:

      Her: Hi [my first thoughts were "ok, how to respond in a way that doesn't make it look like I've been waiting for her to ping me (which I haven't, I even deleted her contact info), but at the same time keeps the door open and moves things swiftly to a meet? Still no idea how to do that once they re-engage after time apart so please let me know how you're supposed to do this. Like, if my FWB contacts me someday out of nowhere after we've been ghosting for so long, what should I do? Likewise, when girls from online or numbers I had re-ping me, what should I do?]

      Me: Hey

      Her: It's been a while lol
      Her: R u not interested anymore ?

      Me: Coffee or ice cream? [this is from my PUA coach]

      Her: lol!
      Her: Coffee haha

      Me: You're in downtown right? [also from PUA coach]

      Her: [area]
      Her: Nah [area]
      Her: Do you know that area ?

      Me: [area], you know the Starbucks in the [place] in [place]?

      Her: Oh yeah ik it

      Me: Cool let's meet there

      Her: Lol so soon, I barely kno you [me thinking "shit, I went too fast". But really, how do you speedily and EFFICIENTLY get to a meet without seeming too eager?? And how do you avoid lengthy text convos??]

      Me: That's the point of meeting somewhere public so I can see if you're normal

      Her: Ok I get it
      Her: What do you do ? jw [me thinking "shit, she's putting me on provider already, wtf?" So yeah, how did that happen and what should I do to avoid it??]

      Me: I'm an ass model

      Her: Ew
      Her: What is tht

      Me: Tell you what, I'll be in [area] in about a half hour [this was true] if you want to meet then just text me if not that's OK

      Her: Lol I can't im in school

      Me: Some other time then, what's your schedule like?

      Her: Im in school mostly during the week but I'm free weekends
      Her: Fridays I get half days [Me thinking "perfect, I don't work Fridays]

      Me: So we could do tomorrow [Friday] 3ish

      Her: Actually I can't this Friday I doing some stuff

      Me: No worries [at this point I'm wondering HOW do you make it like it's no big deal WITHOUT making it seem like you're just waiting for them to hit you up. Honestly, this feels like I'm just playing to the beat of HER drum but a lot of PUA's say that you should shrug it off and not be the guy that gets mad about this stuff but I honestly think that only makes it seem like you're waiting for her like a good little boy. So yeah, reconcile that one for me]

      Her: Maybe some other time ???

      Me: For sure [again, didn't want to blow up and seem triggered, but I honestly think this makes me look desperate so again, how do you guys reconcile this kind of thing and what would you do???]

      Her: *smile and hug emojis*

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      • Ok so this was on tinder a few minutes ago. This is a mixture of Skills' stuff that worked and some stuff I'm field testing from my PUA coach.

        Me: You look like trouble

        Her: Born and bred

        Me: Good. You know I read your profile and it would never work between us. We'd have too much fun together.

        Her: I mean yeah, I'm like 98% fun
        Her: So this is just too much too fast I think. I can only handle so much fun


        Me: Yeah me too

        Her: Whomp whomp

        Me: You humping the pillow?

        Her: I am not hahaha

        Me: Btw, coffee or ice cream?

        Her: Coffee

        Me: You're downtown right?

        Her: I'm not

        Me: I'm ne myself

        Her: I'm in [neoighborhood]

        Me: That's close to me

        Her: Cooooool

        Me: Yeah, what you up to?

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        • Tired of following a structure that leads nowhere so decided to wing it tonight. Nothing working except got these 2 convos:



          Me:
          Hmm you look like trouble

          Her:
          Oh, really? How so?

          Me:
          Squinty eyes [She actually has wide eyes in her pic lol]

          Her:
          What?! I donít have squinty eyes!

          Me:
          Yeah you can always tell by the eyes

          Her:
          Haha. Well then, never had a guy say I have squinty eyes to me before. Thatís a new conversation starter

          Me:
          Enjoying your evening?

          Her:
          Yeah, Itís going pretty good. How about you?

          Me:
          Yeah chillin

          Her:
          Nice.

          Me:
          Yeah. So whatís your story?

          Her:
          My story? Lol

          Me:
          Yeah, besides your squinting eyes

          Her:
          Oh. My. God. Stop making fun of my eyes ! And idk, just recently got out of a long term relationship, moved out, and am currently trying to get back out there haha

          Me:
          Nice. Well it could be worse, you could have wide eyes. But hey, you got Netflix?

          Her:
          Yeah, Iíve got netflix lol. Why?

          Me:
          We should chill

          Her:
          Iím busy for the weekend and a bit into next week but sure

          Me:
          K shoot me a text whenever ###-###-#### say itís squinty girl from pof





          Girl # 2: (She messaged me first thios afternoon)


          Her:
          Hey there

          Me:
          Pics?

          Her:
          Unlock superpowers

          Me:
          Superpowers?

          Her:
          The conversation boosters. We have to send messages back and forth

          Me:
          I did not know that

          Me:
          How long we have to go back and forth before superpowers are unlocked?

          Her: *sends safe for work pic*

          Me:
          Not bad

          Her:
          Thanks

          Me:
          So whatís your story?

          Her:
          What do you mean? Like why Iím on here?

          Me:
          Yeah

          Her:
          Well Iím recently divorced. Just started school again. And looking to connect with new people

          Me:
          Cool.

          Her:
          Yea! Itís alright. What about you?

          Me:
          Well Iím hoping to find a cool girl to chill, laugh, and go on adventures with

          Her:
          I love adventures!

          Me:
          Yeah? And how open minded are you?

          Her:
          Extremely. Except when it comes to bodily secretions.

          Me:
          Agreed. So what you up to today?

          Her:
          Oh Iím just working. Then have to go shopping for an interview tomorrow

          Me:
          Nice. Well Iím enjoying talking to you but I donít want to keep you from your work. Perhaps we can get together when youíre free

          Her:
          Well my work is really laid back and Iím done all my paperwork!

          Me:
          You work from home?

          Her:
          I work in an office

          Me:
          Cool cool. What are you wearing?

          Her:
          A sweater, a cute dress shirt and jeans

          Me:
          Pics?

          Her:
          Well Iím at my desk and we donít have body mirrors

          Me:
          Unfortunate.

          Her:
          I know.

          Me:
          I can see why youíre looking for another job

          Her:
          Oh itís just for a higher position. Iím interviewing with the CEO and president of the company.

          Me:
          Nice

          Her:
          Yea.

          Me:
          Hopefully it comes with a body mirror and private office

          Her:
          I have a private office boo

          Me:
          But no mirror?

          Her:
          No why would I need it at work

          Me:
          So you can send me pics of course

          Her:
          Hahah oh

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          • Match on Tinder (Before Skills tells me "Yiou gotta follow a structure!" Look at all the times I used the structure and it went nowhere):

            Me: You look like trouble

            Her: Hahahahahha I can be at times

            Me: That's good. You know I read your profile and it would never work between us. We'd have too much fun together

            Her: Hahahahaha well shit should we just end it there or indulge

            Me: I'm game for indulging if you are

            Her: I love to indulge

            Me: Sweet. Where you at?

            Her: I'm sick at home right now

            Me: Fun

            Her: Not even a little

            Me: Well when you get better we should hang. Text me its [name] from tinder: ###-###-####

            she texted me right away:

            Her: itís [name] from tinder

            me: hey [name]
            me: not sick anymore?

            her: Hahahahaha I am

            me: unfortunate

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            • I am working on a lay report on a dude on a wheelchair that fucked one of my pivots... Waiting for her to write me the story... So all of you that make excuses can see for yourself...


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              • SargeMaximus

                SargeMaximus

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                Look forward to reading it. I’m not making excuses. I’ve tried your way several times but nothing.

              • Skills360

                Skills360

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                you are not trying my way but free styling...

              • SargeMaximus

                SargeMaximus

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                Yes I’m free styling now because all the times I used your way it never work d out and I got tired of getting flakes. You remember all those ones you said you had tears cause I finally got it? Yeah those. Nothing happened, they went cold

            • Originally posted by SargeMaximus View Post

              Me:
              Agreed. So what you up to today?

              Her:
              Oh Iím just working. Then have to go shopping for an interview tomorrow

              Me:
              Nice. Well Iím enjoying talking to you but I donít want to keep you from your work. Perhaps we can get together when youíre free

              Her:
              Well my work is really laid back and Iím done all my paperwork!

              with that last statement she was telling you, she was free to bang that night. So I would have gone shopping with her for the clothes ("well hey luckily for you I just so happen to be an job interview fashion expert. I think we should go shopping together for that outfit. and then maybe get something to eat after (I don't want to say "drinks" here, because that implies she's gonna be out late/hungover, which will probably prompt "but I have to get up early")...that is...only if you feeling adventurous enough? (challenging her to prove her earlier statement, "I love adventures!" basically the technique Bacchus talked about towards the end of his post here:

              https://nextasf.com/forum/nextasf/ge...744#post327744


              "figure out what she wants to be seen as, then present an opportunity for her. This opportunity should no doubt, also serve your purposes, and then you simply challenge her to do it".


              so, shopping -> drinks -> then head to her place.

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              • SargeMaximus

                SargeMaximus

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                Fascinating. Thanks for the insight.

            • Originally posted by Velasco View Post

              with that last statement she was telling you, she was free to bang that night. So I would have gone shopping with her for the clothes ("well hey luckily for you I just so happen to be an job interview fashion expert. I think we should go shopping together for that outfit. and then maybe get something to eat after (I don't want to say "drinks" here, because that implies she's gonna be out late/hungover, which will probably prompt "but I have to get up early")...that is...only if you feeling adventurous enough? (challenging her to prove her earlier statement, "I love adventures!" basically the technique Bacchus talked about towards the end of his post here:

              https://nextasf.com/forum/nextasf/ge...744#post327744


              "figure out what she wants to be seen as, then present an opportunity for her. This opportunity should no doubt, also serve your purposes, and then you simply challenge her to do it".


              so, shopping -> drinks -> then head to her place.
              She re-pinged me today. What do you make of this? Shit test or what?



              Her:
              Hello

              Me:
              Hello

              Her:
              I missed you *crying emoji*

              Me:
              Aww youíre sweet

              Her:
              IKR

              Me:
              Whatís up?

              Her:
              Iím just at work

              Me:
              Overtime eh?

              Her:
              Not really. 12-8

              Me:
              Cool. Did you get promoted?

              Her:
              No!

              Me:
              That sucks!

              Me:
              Well good on you for putting yourself out there anyways

              Her:
              Iím getting a raise though

              Me:
              Nice!

              Me:
              Well we should celebrate

              Her:
              How

              Me:
              I could bring over s bottle of wine. Say at 10?

              Her:
              I donít live alone

              Me:
              Hmm, any good spots near you then?

              Her:
              Not that late my parents would slaughter me hahah theyíre so strict

              Me:
              Thatís tough. Well perhaps on your day off we can hang out

              Her:
              Well I do t get days off

              Her:
              But I finish early on Thursday

              Me:
              Hmm ok. What time?

              Her:
              Iím off at 5

              Me:
              Cool. I should be off at 6 so we could say 7 ish. Coffee or drinks?

              Her:
              Coffee sounds good. Where in the city are you?

              Me:
              Iím in ne what about you?

              Her:
              Same same

              Me:
              Nice. Letís say that Starbucks in [store] in [area] at 7

              Her:
              Thatís so close though

              Her:
              But that could work

              Me:
              So close?

              Her:
              Yea to like where I live haha

              Me:
              Me too. Itís good no? Anyhow why donít you give me your number so I can text if anything changes. Iíll text you right away so you have my number

              Her:
              Btw Iím fat

              Me:
              Ok

              Me:
              So?

              Her:
              Yea

              Me:
              I donít get it


              EDIT: Then she wanted me to give her my number first instead and it went back and forth for a while till she gave a number. I texted it and we'll see if it's legit... Just seems odd.

              EDIT 2: Nvm, she answered the text so it is legit. Just a shit test/frame grab then?

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              • Originally posted by SargeMaximus View Post

                Me:
                Nice. Letís say that Starbucks in [store] in [area] at 7

                Her:
                Thatís so close though

                Her:
                But that could work

                Me:
                So close?

                Her:
                Yea to like where I live haha

                she is concerned about the close distance to where she lives because someone she knows might recognize her and tell her strict parents they saw her out on a date with an older (?) man.

                So banging her at her place is out of the question. If you can't pull her back to your place for whatever reason, then search hotels near that starbucks and bang her there.

                I recommend moving fast from the starbucks to the sex location (less than 30 minutes) why? 1) so she doesn't get back home late and get in trouble with her strict parents and 2) limit the possibility of being seen by anyone that might recognize her (the longer you spend time at the starbucks, the higher the chances someone she knows might walk in).

                good job so far tho.

                p.s I think the fat comment was just a shit test to see if you're shallow. but if she is fat..then don't bang her

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                • Originally posted by Velasco View Post

                  she is concerned about the close distance to where she lives because someone she knows might recognize her and tell her strict parents they saw her out on a date with an older (?) man.

                  So banging her at her place is out of the question. If you can't pull her back to your place for whatever reason, then search hotels near that starbucks and bang her there.

                  I recommend moving fast from the starbucks to the sex location (less than 30 minutes) why? 1) so she doesn't get back home late and get in trouble with her strict parents and 2) limit the possibility of being seen by anyone that might recognize her (the longer you spend time at the starbucks, the higher the chances someone she knows might walk in).

                  good job so far tho.

                  p.s I think the fat comment was just a shit test to see if you're shallow. but if she is fat..then don't bang her
                  Thanks man. We'll see how things go. I don't have money for a hotel this week so what's my move here? Try to set up a day 2?

                  We texted a bit back and forth. I didn't want to get caught into texting her forever so I ended it. See below:

                  Me: Hey [screen name] it's Sarge from Pof now you have my number

                  Her: Seeeee looooooook! *she had been telling me she was replying on POF*

                  Me: Good girl

                  Her: I'm not a dog *rolling eyes emoji*
                  Her: I'm a bitch *laughing emoji*

                  Me: Yeah you are

                  Her: I almost had a spit take

                  Me: Spit take?

                  Her: Yea like I almost spit out my whater when you said ya you are

                  Me: Damn, too bad you didn't that woulda been funny

                  Her: Woulda ruined the comps

                  Me: Fair point

                  Her: Computers
                  Her: I'm so tired

                  Me: Me too

                  Her: Work was supposed to end 30 mins ago

                  Me: Shit you still there?

                  Her: Yeah
                  Her: I'm gonna fall asleep

                  MeL Least then you'd get paid to sleep

                  Her: My job is too serious

                  Me: Sounds boring
                  Me: Like you need some adventure

                  Her: I need a pillow

                  Me: I'm sure they got one somewhere

                  Her: Nah we don't I checked

                  Me: That's hilarious

                  Her: Well it's a clinic so I thought maybeeee and I was wrong

                  Me: What a sad state our healthcare is in

                  Her: The free state

                  Me: True. Well bitch I gotta run but I'll catch you later. Send me some pics when you get home

                  Her: Tf you mean you gotta run

                  Me: Supper and shit ta do



                  Now I'm thinking she'll think I'm shallow but I do want pictures of her. Also, the "bitch" comment. Yeah I feel awkward about it but I said it because she called herself a bitch first and she been feisty so I thought it made sense. Please school me if otherwise. In fact, any more advice is appreciated, especially how in the meantime there is a whole other day and a half before we meet and I assume more texting and I SUCK at texting so yeah. Thanks guys.

                  EDIT: then she texted me this morning:

                  her: Hello

                  me: hi

                  her: how are you

                  ne: good hbu?

                  wtf guys? I need to know:

                  1 what are the protocols of texting between plans made and the actual date

                  2 why the fuck is she texting me? Testing my eagerness? Lonely? Validation? What?
                  Last edited by SargeMaximus; 09-19-2018, 04:27 PM.

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                  • More texting woes. This is between me and a different girl. I've already talked to her in text. She was sick with a cold on Monday she said, so I texted her today:

                    Me: Hey [name], what are you doing besides thinking of me and smiling?

                    Her: Hey at work hbu (weak ass response no?)

                    Me: Home. Headed to work soon. Glad you're feeling better

                    Her: Hahahahaha I'm not but thanks

                    Me: Shit hope it's not serious

                    Her: It's just a cold

                    Me: Try vodka. Anyhow I gotta get ready, take care

                    Her: Ok? You too

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                    • So I texted that girl from post # 460 today:

                      Me: Hey [name] we still on for later?

                      And no response.

                      Was it cause I called her a bitch? Asked for pictures? Texted her? (should I have ghosted till the day of the meet?) Need answers. I've lost all my girls through text so I know it's a problem.

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                      • Several Days Ago:
                        Me: [name], so I gave it some thought mate (opener from my PUA coach)

                        Today - 1:23pm
                        Her: Yea mate what about

                        Me: Coffee or ice cream? (follow-up response from PUA coach)

                        Her: Coffee
                        Her: Actually fuck it both
                        Her: You?

                        Me: Same. Youíre in the [area] right?

                        Today - 1:38pm
                        Her: I work [there]. Yourself?

                        Me: [different area] Why donít we grab a coffee tomorrow then after work

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                        • K, what the actual fuck guys? This girl seems keen and then I ask for the number and nothing? FUCK!



                          Me:
                          I read your profile and it would never work between us. Weíd have too much fun together. Iím Sarge

                          Her:
                          Well shit... too much fun is a solid deal breaker.


                          Me:
                          I know right?

                          Her:
                          *Crying emoji*


                          Me:
                          Guess weíll just have to get coffee as friends

                          Her:
                          Sounds like a good idea, save us from having excessive fun

                          Me:
                          True. When u free?

                          Her:
                          My week is kinda a jumble between work and planning/setting an event this weekend.... I could maybe do Friday morning?

                          Me:
                          Friday morning sounds good. What area the city you in?

                          Her:
                          I'm in the [area] by [place]

                          Me:
                          K thereís a Starbucks north of there letís go there

                          Her:
                          Kk

                          Me:
                          Iíll text you address Thursday, number?

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                          • POB

                            POB

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                            Where's the:
                            1) sarging?
                            2) sense of humor?
                            3) baiting?
                            4) qualification (from her)?
                            5) social interaction?
                            6) personality check?

                            There's an A > B > C > D > E > F process you must follow!

                            You're doing A > F and hoping it works.
                            Not gonna happen...

                            Think about that.
                            If a random chick came to you online, said 2 or 3 smart lines and asked you for a date out of nowhere, would you value her request?

                          • SargeMaximus

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                            Yes I would, and I did a few months ago and ended up in her bed.

                            But ok fine, I'll do it your way. But I don't know how to do all that.

                            EDIT: Also what do you mean by "sarging"? Isn't contacting women online a form of sarging?

                        • Here's another one. Shit test failed I assume:


                          Me:
                          Hey trouble

                          Her:
                          Why does every guy on here think I'm trouble lol

                          Me:
                          Cause you look like trouble

                          Her:
                          Oh yeah, whys that?

                          Me:
                          Your sexy undie pic for one

                          Her:
                          Oh should I take it down?

                          Me:
                          No I like it

                          Her:
                          What else do you like?

                          Me:
                          Passionate sex

                          Her:
                          Uh huh, keep going

                          Me:
                          Kissing while pulling your hair with one hand and exploring your body with the other

                          Her:
                          My my

                          Me:
                          Hbu?

                          Her:
                          Everything you said plus a whole lot more

                          Me:
                          We should do it then

                          Me:
                          When you free?

                          Her:
                          Sorry, you're too old for me

                          Me:
                          I sensed you were immature

                          Her:
                          I am actually

                          Me:
                          Yeah itís ok. I need a liberated woman

                          EDIT: Another one. This girl replied so fast I could barely keep up. It was mili-seconds between her replies and mine. Left me spinning.


                          Me:
                          Hey trouble

                          Her:
                          *laughing emoji* ok with a message like that I gotta reply now

                          Her:
                          How did you know

                          Me:
                          Good girl

                          Her:
                          Mmm yea I can be depends though really

                          Me:
                          Iím psychic

                          Her:
                          Ahaha and also full of shit

                          Me:
                          Caught me

                          Her:
                          *monicle emoji*

                          Me:
                          Now that you have me, what you gonna do?

                          Her:
                          Probably let yea go

                          Me:
                          Thank god

                          Her:
                          You say good vibes only.. all I have are bad so *shrug emoji*

                          Her:
                          You say good vibes only.. all I have are bad so *shrug emoji*

                          Me:
                          Unfortunate

                          Her:
                          Just for you.*laughing emoji*

                          Her:
                          Good luck fishing


                          Me:
                          lol

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