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  • hilarious guide to Female "pua"

    http://www.rookiemag.com/2014/09/the...ckup-artistry/

    3. Blanket your body in bubble wrap and tie it all together with a bungee cord. He’ll want to touch you all night—who can resist popping this stuff? Added bonus: Bubble wrap will serve as a protective barrier against dudes who aren’t 100 percent immaculate male specimens, which are the only kind a female PUA should deign to bother with.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

  • #2
    Originally posted by Kit View Post

    Ugh... MM

    PUA stuff tends to treat people like they’re things to own, not human being with feelings and interests. I think it’s not more sexual orientation inclusive because most PUA stuff is aimed at men and (in my experience) most people who engage in this type of behaviour like putting down their crushes, complaining about women having personalities, etc.
    Yes, because apparently its accurate to label everything MM or something...


    That methodology is stupid, precisely BECAUSE it makes people feel like that.

    (sigh)

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    • #3
      Originally posted by thecostofsuccess View Post
      Ugh... MM



      Yes, because apparently its accurate to label everything MM or something...


      That methodology is stupid, precisely BECAUSE it makes people feel like that.

      (sigh)
      Most people can't see beyond labels.

      Doesn't matter what it is.

      You say PUA, they automatically think Negs and black nail polish

      Libertarian, and they think of greedy corporations

      Socialism, and they think of Communism

      Communism, and they think of Stalin/Hitler

      Prostitution, and they think of STDs, betas, and forced workers

      Buddhism, and they think of tibetians and nirvana

      Psychiatry/Psychotherapy, and they think of psychopaths

      Drugs, and think of meth / heroine

      Nutrition/Health, and think of low fat and running

      Polyamory, and they think of satanism/paganism or something.



      Just go to google images and type those in and see what comes up. Example: Buddhism, Exercise and Nutrition

      I don't even talk to people seriously anymore, I know I come off serious on this forum, but in real life my conversations are 99% joking around and light topics about movies or travel or something, ironically it's the only thing people can do without getting butt hurt.
      The Qlue, simple perspectives on life.

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      • #4
        hmm, actually my convo's seem to have some substance sometimes in real life....

        But agree.. PUA is just a label. To be honest, considering it is called "pick up - artist' i think it serves the term and the most people who search for PUA right in a way, cause what they are looking for are often easy ways to achieve something they perceive as desirable... while in your eyes and most people who really get into it eyes it's more than just an "easy way" but more of a real approach with real results.

        Cosy: you seem to care a lot about this whole "reputation of PUA" thing... don't you think people would respect people themselves without taking the PUA label into account?
        I mean... you can basically describe what you are doing without calling PUA and it would be no prob right?
        And you could feel totally comfortable with yourself and tell it and people wouldn't even notice you mentioned something that they totally thought of differently before?

        Just wondering...

        ps: I noticed it too but figured it was okay, cause they just want to think of a simple concept to make fun off..
        they succeeded in making fun => who cares what concept they started out with cause they themselves don't care about it anyway.
        Also the result is hilarious lol
        Actually feel like trying that being wrapped in bubblefoil thing... should make for a great dress if you do it right lol
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Kit View Post
          hmm, actually my convo's seem to have some substance sometimes in real life....

          But agree.. PUA is just a label. To be honest, considering it is called "pick up - artist' i think it serves the term and the most people who search for PUA right in a way, cause what they are looking for are often easy ways to achieve something they perceive as desirable... while in your eyes and most people who really get into it eyes it's more than just an "easy way" but more of a real approach with real results.

          Cosy: you seem to care a lot about this whole "reputation of PUA" thing... don't you think people would respect people themselves without taking the PUA label into account?
          They won't understand the added value

          PUAs think the added value is "substantial", but its not
          Its actually a fragile thing (a vulnerability and admitting of weaknesses)

          In itself pua isn't inherently "good"
          And to better a persons confidence I think they should strive to not be categorised (but not do so in a way that ignores the fragile value their interests do bring to them)

          It is a subtle point, but after thinking more on it, I'm getting convinced it just might be an important one
          I mean... you can basically describe what you are doing without calling PUA and it would be no prob right?
          not quite
          While its true you can tell a casual partner about how you view sex and relationships, they will not infer there is necessarily effort or focus placed there

          Its a subtle thing, but recognising that there is a sustained effort is important in recognising an individual for what they do, honestly

          Right now its mocked
          And in many ways, rightly so, because influencers have operated in a bubble of denial about it and haven't looked far enough ahead to see that the fragile advantage of being recognised for you dedication does matter.
          It doesn't matter like most pua think it might, but the little bit of credibility it does deserve, can help guys out if its recognised, and girls could potentially work with it better

          If we are crappy about our reputation we ruin that possibility and shelter negativity instead, and I'm just realistic about how shit that is.
          And you could feel totally comfortable with yourself and tell it and people wouldn't even notice you mentioned something that they totally thought of differently before?
          of course I can, but that isn't the point, the point is we have been in a community that sometimes identifies with weird shit it shouldnt (its not even helpful stuff just poorly done and mediocre stuff done in shitty ways)
          You don't sit around just accepting mediocre bullshit cuz its easier, you say something so people can check themselves and potentially benefit
          Just wondering...

          ps: I noticed it too but figured it was okay, cause they just want to think of a simple concept to make fun off..
          they succeeded in making fun => who cares what concept they started out with cause they themselves don't care about it anyway.
          Also the result is hilarious lol
          Actually feel like trying that being wrapped in bubblefoil thing... should make for a great dress if you do it right lol
          Bubble foil would rock, BUT, people would ruin the playfulness of it and itd get weird
          Maybe only in a private party where you know the people

          Its kind of a funny/cute article
          Just I could read between the lines of it
          And saw some nasty stuff


          We are missing something as a community and this kind of thing is a symptom of us dealing with it poorly
          The first gen guys, were JUST DUDES, with average ideas, it has to stop being referred to out of context with reality, which is that it was very "meh"
          Loads of guys are grateful to have a place to actually address their concerns, and thats great and haters can fuck off.
          But we damage those guys credibility by not calling out our own bullshit and addressing it in a way that isn't hidden away.

          Loads of guys are just as interested in being accountable and not douches like stuff like that assumes, but we won't get any understanding AT ALL if our difference appears obscure to outsiders.
          We have to be clear and say, "no, that shit was retarded" and earn better reputations until we can at least have conversations that don't weird people out.


          I didn't spend decades on bettering myself day in and day out (always balancing the line between accountability and necessity)
          To be in a world that gets MOCKED because it still identifies with immature, half baked, mediocre stuff.


          Everyone in the pua community though is silent cuz they are then asked "build a better world then"
          Which is just a god damn strawman
          We don't need to rebuild jack shit
          Except our integrity and our reputation, and add some realism to an otherwise out of touch bubble/phenomenon

          There are MILLIONS aware of pua now
          It matters now
          Before it was just a silly dude and you could write it off
          But in being realistic I just don't feel that way anymore, not at all

          I feel a dropping sensation in my gut as I look ahead
          Something is OFF
          And I'm starting to get my head around why

          Thanks for the question

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          • #6
            The guide to female PUA? Isn't that more, you know..."Show up?"

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            • #7
              The guide to female PUA? Isn't that more, you know..."Show up?"
              That may be what it looks like to you, but not what it looks like to women.

              Yes, they can get laid easily, but not by the guys they want to fuck.

              We are a really interesting species. Human females are the ones who chose their sex partner. Usually in birds where this is true, it is the males that adapt all sorts of attention getting devices, such as the peacock's tail. Yet, the human male is plain and drab; I am wearing a camo henley as I type. It is the females, the ones who get the mate choosing role, who put on the sexual display. This is because human females all want the same 1/10th of the human males to mate with, and the competition is fierce, so they all vie for the attention of the chosen few.

              To understand the female view of it all, realize that you too can get laid anytime you want, but she will be a lot fatter, less stylish, and less fun than you hope for, and likely will blow up your text app afterwards with endless messages of undying love.
              The older the violin, the sweeter the music. Augustus McCrae

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Silvertree View Post
                That may be what it looks like to you, but not what it looks like to women. Yes, they can get laid easily, but not by the guys they want to fuck.
                Yes... Gentlemen... This^^^^ Many women especially the attractive ones... Can get all the bad sex they want... Which is... Um... None. Not to get all semiotic on you guys but there is a reason that in the fairy tails she kiss all of the frogs and he just gets to kiss the princess... And wake her up!

                Very attractive woman can't get away from aggressive needy BS... around super bad sex... Not doing this to them, and instead waking them up is what game is. An option instead of assuming it is easy for women... It simply is not by the way... Is to calmly firmly and gently put good sex on the table in a believable and non-needy way, and if you get a taker have the skills and patience to deliver on the promise.

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                • #9
                  Dont talk to me about "super bad" sex. I was in bed with someone yesterday.. Everything was so freaking great.. Except that when we started, he actually already finished. I think i am going to do away with the whole "no toys" thing cause... What are you supposed to do when the sex already finishes the moment you are just about to get comfortable and want MORE..... I mean.. I was considering to force the guy to keep going even though he already finished. Not exactly bad sex... More like.. "Hello se-Oh wait. Bye sex"

                  Cant guys walk around with tags, saying like "medium size- lasts for 10min" "big, good shape, lasts for 20min" etc etc...i mean if i met a guy wearing such a thing like "great amazing size and circumference, lasts 3min" At least then I would know to drag out and/or to delay + to avoid any overstimulating positions and stuff...*sigh*
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kit View Post
                    Dont talk to me about "super bad" sex. I was in bed with someone yesterday.. Everything was so freaking great.. Except that when we started, he actually already finished. I think i am going to do away with the whole "no toys" thing cause... What are you supposed to do when the sex already finishes the moment you are just about to get comfortable and want MORE..... I mean.. I was considering to force the guy to keep going even though he already finished. Not exactly bad sex... More like.. "Hello se-Oh wait. Bye sex"
                    Ha... Poor you... What's the matter was the guy borne without a tongue? Was he was too un-creative to be able to improvise, clearly not a "handy man." Even with out cultivated sex skills a man that is not a total dope can "make it up" to a woman in situation like that.

                    What in the heck is the "no toys thing?"

                    Are you on some "natural cave girl orgasms only Kick..." I know cave people did not have vibrators, but they did not have silverware or antibiotics either, I guess we could all eat with our hands and go deaf from ear infections too... Maybe it is the fact that I am a guy... But I love tools. There is nothing like having the right tool for the job. In fact I have a beautiful custom designed cabinet of various infernal implements for unlocking the wonders of the vagina... Neatly stored of-course... A man keeps his tools clean.

                    Cant guys walk around with tags, saying like "medium size- lasts for 10min" "big, good shape, lasts for 20min" etc etc...i mean if i met a guy wearing such a thing like "great amazing size and circumference, lasts 3min" At least then I would know to drag out and/or to delay + to avoid any overstimulating positions and stuff...*sigh*
                    If you want to change the poor guy's life set him up with this book... (LINK)

                    After this his label would read," I have a nice enough cock, but that is not the deal, I recently learned how to have orgasms without ejaculating or losing my erection... If you want 10 minutes that's cool... But if you are in the mood for 4 hours I can oblige that too, and by the way I won't be all distracted during sex because I am trying not to cum, or trying like a demented freight train to finally cum because I succeeded in the first task and now have numbed out my dick."

                    Now since turn-about is fair play... What would it be like if women came, not with tags, but with an LED message crawl... Like Times Square, or a news channel... What would they say? Those would be some funny messages, they would say things like:

                    1. No a little more to the left.. Deeper... Not that much deeper... NO...The other left... I meant my left not your left you retard!
                    2. Harder you idiot... Not harder like that... The other harder... Like before... Not THAT BEFORE! The other before...
                    3. I'm not sure if this is working... Nope... Not working...When are you gong to just make it work already... Getting board down here... OK at least you cum... Soon like ASAP...somebody should have a good time here.
                    4. This is nice enough, but when the hell are you going to really fuck me? Getting board up here... If I just wanted to get myself off I'd use the Hitachi... That thing will get me off with my jeans on.
                    5. Why won't he go down on me???
                    6. It is nice that you ate my pussy for so long but fuck me already! I want some dick. If I was looking for an hour and a half of cunnilingus I'd have become a lesbian.
                    7. Don't just jamb it in there... Holy-shit dude there is some sensitive bits down there.
                    8. When the fuck is this wimp going to stop talking and just jamb it in me??? probably never... He does not like me, probably because of my weird nose... If he dose not like me why did he take me out to dinner... and for a long romantic walk? I bet he is messing with me. Guys are such a mind fuck!
                    9. I think you are gay... You are attractive, take care of you self, and dress well... It sucks that you are gay... Why do I like gay guys??? Are you sure you are gay...
                    10. My ass... Um... my ass.... Does this make my ass look good ??? Oh forfucks sake... Don't answer the question you Special Olympics drop out... Just grab it like you cant get enough.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Kit View Post
                      Dont talk to me about "super bad" sex. I was in bed with someone yesterday.. Everything was so freaking great.. Except that when we started, he actually already finished. I think i am going to do away with the whole "no toys" thing cause... What are you supposed to do when the sex already finishes the moment you are just about to get comfortable and want MORE..... I mean.. I was considering to force the guy to keep going even though he already finished. Not exactly bad sex... More like.. "Hello se-Oh wait. Bye sex"

                      Cant guys walk around with tags, saying like "medium size- lasts for 10min" "big, good shape, lasts for 20min" etc etc...i mean if i met a guy wearing such a thing like "great amazing size and circumference, lasts 3min" At least then I would know to drag out and/or to delay + to avoid any overstimulating positions and stuff...*sigh*
                      Lol, it happens. Take it as a compliment. He was so excited he couldn't help himself. Sometimes the second time around with a guy like that is way better. They are super embarrassed and want to prove they can do better. I don't think I have ever had a guy make me cum AFTER he did, unless we were going for another round. Most guys, once they are done, forget it.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lovergirl View Post
                        I don't think I have ever had a guy make me cum AFTER he did, unless we were going for another round. Most guys, once they are done, forget it.
                        What... That is lazy. In fact I try to make it a point to rarely end with my orgasm... Sometimes it is cool to just be the man and take what you want... Or just just enjoy being on the receiving end of somthing luscious, but as a general rule... No... I think a gentleman mostly tries not to cum last. This was some of the key advice from my fringe Northern California sex therapists... Get off but don't make the male orgasm the goal and finish of sex most of the time.

                        Now and then it is a good and thing to do in a relationship though.

                        Admittedly I have often amused my self into another round this way, which from a woman's perspective would look pretty much the same, as you describe.

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                        • #13
                          Lol, it happens. Take it as a compliment. He was so excited he couldn't help himself. Sometimes the second time around with a guy like that is way better. They are super embarrassed and want to prove they can do better.
                          Almost all young guys and most old guys who are healthy can do a round two with a little bit of a pause.

                          Guys and girls, do not treat it as a disaster. Guys feel real bad about it when it happens. If you want more, take a few minute break and start playing around and wait for the wood to rise. It usually will if you do not create drama over it.

                          Women can help prevent quickies. Slow it down. If the guy gets on top in missionary and starts jack hammering away, he is likely to blow quickly, especially a young inexperienced guy. You need to build male stimulation slowly if you want it to last. Play more, spend time on a blowjob, get him to warm you up, do not be in a hurry and have some fun with the process. Women can also start in a low stimulation position, like her laying on top, progress to cowgirl, and do it slowly and sensuously. Pay attention, if it seems like he getting ready to blow, disconnect and cool down. Male orgasm should be the dessert, not the main course.

                          As they used to say in Nissan commercials, enjoy the ride.
                          The older the violin, the sweeter the music. Augustus McCrae

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Silvertree View Post
                            Women can help prevent quickies. .... Play more, spend time on a blowjob, get him to warm you up, do not be in a hurry and have some fun with the process.
                            Thats what one of my first gfs did when she realized that I am an impatient horny young feller. She thought it will slow me down a little so she would at least have a shot at having a good time.

                            I showed her, by proceeding to jizz all over her face in less than fifteen seconds.. hehhehehehe

                            First one of the day doesn't count, especially if you are a young padawan.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Thin Man View Post
                              What... That is lazy. In fact I try to make it a point to rarely end with my orgasm... Sometimes it is cool to just be the man and take what you want... Or just just enjoy being on the receiving end of somthing luscious, but as a general rule... No... I think a gentleman mostly tries not to cum last. .
                              Call me an asshole then!

                              I like to leave my girl more than satisfied of course, but that takes place before I cum. Once I cum I like to enjoy the feeling of it and have my girl serve me for a bit, giving me a head or body massage, rubbing my balls and up under my balls, or just running her fingers through my hair. You have this massive endorphin and chemical high after the orgasm itself that lasts a good 10 minutes and extends to the entire body, I like to lie in it, absorb it, and get rubbed and caressed. I don't like to waste that feeling on more "bang bang bang rub rub rub that pussy give her one more big-O." That would kill the buzz at that point for me personally. . That part is over till round 2

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